Cyril Lachel

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Staff Writer

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It's questionable how accurate this is, but this is all that's known about Cyril Lachel: A struggling writer by trade, Cyril has been living off a diet of bad games, and a highly suspect amount of propaganda. Highly cynical, Cyril has taken to question what companies say and do, falling ever further into a form of delusional madness. With the help of quality games, and some greener pastures on the horizon, this back-to-basics newsman has returned to provide news so early in the morning that only insomniacs are awake.
Currently Playing: Rock Band 3  Grand Theft Auto V  Lone Survivor 
Last 20 Articles:
Jamestown+
La-Mulana EX
Flame Over
Desert Ashes
Q*Bert Rebooted
Jungle Rumble: Freedom, Happiness and Bananas
Starwhal
Hand of Fate
Soldner-X 2: Final Prototype
Dynasty Warriors 8 Empires
Final Fantasy Type-0 HD
F1 2014
Ironclad Tactics
Atelier Ayesha Plus: The Alchemist of Dusk
Grim Fandango Remastered
Flyhunter Origins
Rock Boshers: Director's Cut DX
Frozen Synapse Prime
Never Alone
South Park Pinball
Last 20 News Items:
Reenactment: Next Generation interviews Sega's Tom Kalinske about 32X, PlayStation and sexism
Instant Expert: Five Famous Characters That Called It Quits (Video)
Five Games That Are Secretly Connected
This Week in Gaming History: August 19, 2013
This Week in Gaming History: August 12, 2013
25 Game Titles You're Probably Saying Wrong
Wii Music: Nintendo's Musical Black Sheep
Ten Most Ridiculous Things Said in Valis III
QUIZ: NES Accessory or James Bond Gadget?
Simple Thoughts w/ Die Hard Game Fan: Batman Returns (SNES)
House of the Dead 2's Top 10 Most Ridiculous Moments
QUIZ: Sonic the Hedgehog Friend or Famous Mobster?
Simple Thoughts w/ Die Hard Game Fan: Air Zonk CD
The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Things Said in Zelda
Pop Quiz: Metal Gear Character or Sex Position?
Simple Thoughts w/ Die Hard Game Fan: Cool World (Super NES)
The 10 Most Ridiculous Things Said in Last Alert
Defunct Games Counts Down the Top 25 Virtual Console Games of 2012!
Embarrassing Video Alert: Cyril Lachel on GamePro TV in 1990
Lifetime Movie Network remakes your favorite games