The bad news is that Uwe Boll has lined up his next movie, the worse
news is that he's going to be making the game
Postal into a
movie. That's right the ultra-violent satire game that was known
more for it's over the top violence than it's game play or graphics is
going to be made into a feature motion picture according to
Kotaku.
The kicker of the entire article is that Gary Coleman is going to be in
the game playing himself. In math if you multiply a negative by a
negative you get a positive. If you consider Uwe Boll a negative,
the
Postal franchise a negative and Gary Coleman neutral then maybe you
have a positive film but my guess is that it's going to suck worse than
Alone in the Dark.
