As I sit here on my throne, draped in the finest armor and surrounded by servants, I began to ponder. I questioned how long must one reign supreme to be respected. Should I release Hauter, the disgraced royal jester, from his cell for not being funny enough? Perhaps I should add the fallen warrior Duff the Daring to my own ranks. I even let thoughts escape me, leading to giving Yan Son a task. I do need someone to go collect the taxes from the villages I threatened to burn down. The Gray Dragon who flies yonder doesn't even fly to these parts. Even the McKallisters have such a hatred for the Reality of Virtual, that they do not even want to hold a lantern to my sheer dominance.
On the morrow from this declaration, there shall be three more tables for the Reality of Virtual Ball of Pin FX. I shall take up my meta quest sword, and defeat all those who come for me, as I have done in the past, and up to this point, with very little resistance. The inhabitants of the Nexus of Gaming kingdom will lay down their flippers, Kickbacks, and arms again, coming to the realization that I can not be easily tilted.
Thus, I seek a further challenge. We stand together here at the Nexus of Gaming. Publishers of gaming, hear me now. We challenge you. Defeat us, you may try. And it doesn't matter if you are from Internet Gaming Nucleus, the Taku of Ko, or even the Informer of Game, I King Joseph of Williams, implore you to try your best. You shall fall like the rest. You have a week from the 14th of August to post your scores in their Discord channel. We will report back with the spoils of victory.
If you happen to eek out a win, or deal defeat to my kingdom, the rights of bragging shall be at your disposal. My warriors and I will be waiting. Hop in your Taxi. Use a Pin-Bot if you must. The end result will be the same. When you are defeated by us, you will know Who Dunnit.
