The first rule of Fight Crab is: You do not talk about Fight Crab
The second rule of Fight Crab is: You do. not. talk. about. Fight Crab
Third rule of Fight Crab: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule: Only giant crabs get to fight.
Fifth rule: One fight at a time, crabs, but you can go 1v1, 2v2, offline and online co-op and versus.
Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes, but there are 48 different weapons to use.
Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to; there are 34 stages in the campaign mode across 7 chapters.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fight Crab, you have to fight.
I pretty much jumped at the chance to write ups this bit of news for that above. My work is done here. I don't know if the developers created an entire game just so they could drop similar lines, but good on 'em if they did. Fight Crab is out now for Nintendo Switch, it's $20 on the eShop: https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/fight-crab-switch/
