Tons of Red Dead Redemption II merch hitting Rockstar Warehouse

Okay, for a minute there I thought all this stuff was going to be packed into one enormous Red Dead Redemption II Collector's Edition (complete with nightmare shipping & handling costs). But no, this is just a showcase of all the merchandise Rockstar Games will make available in the Rockstar Warehouse store in conjunction with the game's October release. 

So, no, there won't be any one edition of RDR II featuring 30 different pieces of merch. But there are some unique pieces in here that are worthy as collector's items that won't be embarrassing to have laying around your living room when mom n' pop come to visit. All of this stuff appears to separate from the items appearing in the RDR II Collectors Box (which, for $99, is jam-packed with odds and ends inside of a thick gauged metal box).

Personally, I'd go for the Pendleton Blanket. That size of blanket is perfect for one person on the couch. But my wife and I like to call them "jerk blankets," because they're not at all big enough for two people, so you jerk it away from the other person, and now you're the jerk. I don't know, how do you spend your weekends? Also, I wouldn't mind getting an "Outlaws for Life" t-shirt and pretending it's for some secret Tupac Shakur fan club.

Here's what'll show up in the Rockstar Warehouse then (full list after the jump):

• Dynamite USB Charger – Give your new fandangled devices a recharge with this USB battery stick.
• Pendleton Blanket – This wool blanket has been especially designed to celebrate the release of Red Dead Redemption 2 by Pendleton Woolen Mills, first established in 1863. The blanket features key members of the Van der Linde gang riding out on a red background with stylish striped detailing. 68″ x 39″. Felt bound. Unnapped. 82% pure virgin wool/ 18% cotton.
• Domino Set – Lined with plush padded felt, this 28 piece domino set comes in a fire-branded, hinged wooden carrying box.

• Bottle Opener – Open all your bottled brews and more with this ornate metal bottle opener.
• Collapsible Shot Glass – This shot glass collapses down neatly to keep your spirits up wherever you like to imbibe.
• Brass Zippo Lighter – Start a campfire with this rugged, brass Zippo lighter with ornate detailing.
• Engraved Match Box Slipcase – Protect your matchbox with this ornately pattern-engraved metal matchbox slipcase, with black debossed detailing showing the Rockstar Games logo on the front and the Red Dead Redemption 2 logo on the reverse.
• Pin Set – Smarten up your look with this four-part engraved pin set fashioned from solid metal, each with an easy-to-use fastener. Features one Rockstar Games logo in red on black pin, one Rockstar Games logo in black on red pin, a Red Dead Redemption 2 logo pin, and an "Outlaws for Life" pin.
• Barrel Candle by Joya – Open your nostrils with this blood orange, incense, amber, rockrose, smoked cedar, sandalwood, violet leaf and juniper tar-scented, black wax candle in the shape of an old fashioned barrel.
• Dynamite Candle by Joya – Blow open your nostrils with this blood orange, incense, amber, rockrose, smoked cedar, sandalwood, violet leaf and juniper tar-scented, black wax candle fashioned to represent sticks of dynamite.
• Glass Candle by Joya – Clean out your nostrils with this blood orange, incense, amber, rockrose, smoked cedar, sandalwood, violet leaf and juniper tar-scented, black wax candle in a stunningly patterned black glass.
• Vintage Rockstar Glass Decoupage Trays by John Derian Co. – Hand made in New York City by the John Derian Company. Featuring either the vintage Rockstar Games design or a Wheeler, Rawson and Co. catalogue page design cut and collaged onto handblown glass. Available in 6″ x 9″ and 4″ x 6″ sizes.
• Metal Earth Maxim Gun 3D Puzzle – Rockstar Games and Fascinations have collaborated to produce a Metal Earth 3D Puzzle for you to build, inspired by Red Dead Redemption 2. The Maxim Gun, invented in 1884, was the first recoil-operated machine gun and was used across North America for over 30 years.
• Metal Earth Sawed-Off Shotgun 3D Puzzle – Rockstar Games and Fascinations have collaborated to produce a Metal Earth 3D Puzzle for you to build, inspired by Red Dead Redemption 2. The Sawed-Off Shotgun, with a reduced size and shorter than normal barrel, has a much wider spread of shot making it deadly at close quarters, and also much easier to conceal.
• Metal Earth Train 3D Puzzle – Rockstar Games and Fascinations have collaborated to produce a Metal Earth 3D Puzzle for you to build, inspired by Red Dead Redemption 2. The Train, as featured in the game, runs passengers and freight on the entire network of railways throughout Ambarino, New Hanover, West Elizabeth, Lemoyne and New Austin.
• Leather Valet Tray – Hold your keys, wallet, even some unmentionables safely near your bedside with this genuine leather tray that folds flat for easy storage.
• Leather iPad Case – Fashioned from the finest leather, and custom designed to fit the iPad Pro 9.7 and iPad Air 2, this case has a stylish deboss of the Red Dead Redemption 2 logo subtly positioned on the front. The reverse features a debossed Rockstar Games logo, a fold to allow the case to be used as a stand, and a peephole for your photographic camera.
• Leather iPhone Cases – Crafted from leather, this elegant case for your portable telephonic device (iPhone 7, 7 Plus, 8, 8 Plus and X) has been debossed with both the Red Dead Redemption 2 and the Rockstar Games logos, and also features a peephole to allow for an unfettered view from the photographic camera of your device.
• Rockstar Games Logo Keychain – Keep your keys safely together on these solid metal keyrings. Engraved detailing shows the Rockstar Games logo on the front, and the Red Dead Redemption 2 logo on the reverse side. Available in Red on Black and Black on Red.
• Linocut Rockstar Games Logo Tee - Black on Red – A high-quality red combed cotton T-shirt with the Rockstar Games logo as a black lino cut design printed on the front.
• Linocut Rockstar Games Logo Tee - Red on Black – A high-quality black combed cotton T-shirt with the Rockstar Games logo as a red lino cut design printed on the front.
• Rockstar Games T-Shirt - White on Red – A high-quality red combed cotton T-shirt with "Rockstar Games" emblazoned across the front in the Red Dead Redemption 2 logo font.
• Vintage Rockstar Logo T-Shirt - Black on Grey – A high-quality grey combed cotton T-shirt featuring a vintage Rockstar Games logo design printed in black across the front.
• Outlaws For Life T-Shirt - Red on Black – A high-quality black combed cotton T-shirt with the text "Outlaws for Life" emblazoned in red across the front using the Red Dead Redemption 2 font.
• Outlaws For Life T-Shirt - White on Red – A high-quality red combed cotton T-shirt with the text "Outlaws for Life" emblazoned in white across the front using the Red Dead Redemption 2 font.
• Redemption T-Shirt - Red on Black – A high-quality black combed cotton T-shirt with the word "Redemption" printed in red across the front in the Red Dead Redemption 2 logo font.
• Redemption T-Shirt - White on Red – A high-quality red combed cotton T-shirt with the word "Redemption" printed in white across the front in the Red Dead Redemption 2 logo font.
• Red Dead Redemption 2 Logo T-Shirt - Red on Black – A high-quality black combed cotton T-shirt with the Red Dead Redemption 2 logo printed in red across the front.
• Red Dead Redemption 2 Logo T-Shirt - White on Red – A high-quality red combed cotton T-shirt with the Red Dead Redemption 2 logo printed in white across the front.
• Rockstar Logo Stickers