Now that's how you do a ****** launch trailer!

by: Nathaniel -
More On: Burnout Crash
From the files of "too bizarre to come from anywhere other than the marketing department of a large videogame publisher," we have this "trailer" celebrating the launch of Burnout CRASH!.  It answers the question (that no one asked), "What do you get when you cross plastic women likely of the porn persuasion, a 70 year old's idea of what "emo kids" look like, the worst wig in the world, and David Hasselhoff?"   Apparently the message you're supposed to take away is that Burnout Crash! is available for download right now.  At least that's what it says at the end, but given the rest of the content, who knows?

You may want to sit down and remind yourself that you didn't just drop acid:

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