Available May 1st, Mortal Kombat
for the PS Vita has decided to once again show you how strange you'll act in public
should you choose to take Mortal Kombat
to the beach, railroad tracks, a sewage treatment plant, a field, the edge of a high rise building, or a public sidewalk.
Furthermore, they apparently want to make sure you're aware that it's not just sinkholes
you have to worry about walking into while you play Mortal Kombat
. You can also accidentally walk out into the ocean, a vat of sewage, off of a building, or get hit by a train. At the very least you'll ruin your PS Vita. Or maybe you can find a shark, mutant sewage monster, or laid-off train conductor to play with. I'm sure they'll love Mortal Kombat