PETA recently bashed Super Mario Bros 3
over Mario's ability to wear a Tanooki racoon suit. PETA claimed this sent a message to kids it's OK to wear fur. Whatever. Of all the things to cry over, this is the stuff that gets PETA's panties in a bunch?
Mario has something to say about that and you can see his response below. Well done, Dorkly
I mean we all know why Mario wears that suit. Really, we do.