EA To Employees: Hey, Our Revenues Are At An All-Time High, Oh and Don't Let the Door Hit Your Ass On the Way Out

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As if buying the exclusive rights to the NFL, picking up every single game company and inadvertantly revealing its plans for global domination weren't enough, EA has decided to take its brashness to a new level. When the employees at Electronic Arts Los Angeles arrived at work today they heard the great news: the stocks were rising and the profits were skyrocketing, then their new boss gave them the bad news. Pink slips were handed out to 50-70 employees out of the 400 who worked there. It seems that the hardest hit were the guys behind GoldenEye: Rogue Agent and the upcoming Medal of Honor: Dogs of War.

Don't you just love EA? I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
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