Curse you Gamestop. After being heckled for yet another preorder, I swore to do all my purchasing elsewhere. And now you do this! According to Kotaku
, people who preorder Donkey Kong Country Returns
at Gamestop get this stylish banana cover for their Wii remotes. Completely useless? You bet. But it's a DK banana cover, it's yellow, and as a 16-bit gamer there is almost no way for me to resist.