Perhaps the strangest selection was Gator Panic, which began its life as a redemption game. In this game you have a character standing in front of four alligator caves and it's your job to make sure this stupid little man doesn't get bitten. To do this you have to move the cursor around to the cave that has the alligator coming out of it, and then when he's about to strike you shake the Wii's remote and bop the gator on the head. It starts out slow but will quickly pick up speed. By the end of the game you'll have angry gators coming out of all of the caves at the same time and it's almost impossible to stay up. If all you're looking for is a game you can pick up and play for a minute or two, then Gator Panic is actually a lot of fun. Anybody expecting some sort of depth out of this title will be sorely disappointed.
And then there's Pac 'N Roll, which isn't a classic in any sense of the word. Pac 'N Roll is a two year old Nintendo DS game that has been retrofitted for the Nintendo Wii. As an early Nintendo DS game, Pac 'N Roll proved to be a charming little platformer with a unique control scheme. On the Wii Pac 'N Roll is still a charming little game, but it feels somewhat out of place when talked about in the same breath as Rally X and Galaga. Perhaps it's because it's the newest game in this collection or because I just didn't give it a fair shake on the Nintendo DS, but whatever the case, Pac 'N Roll is far and away my favorite "remix" in this Namco Museum.
The final game in the collection is something called Pac Motos, a remake of the 1985 arcade game, Motos. In Pac Motos you play Pac-Man, the little ball-shaped character who rolls around the level trying to knock other people off the stage. It starts simple enough; all you have to do is knock two or three other characters off of a large level, but before long you will have to deal with more complex worlds and relentless enemies. In a lot of ways the game reminds me of bumper cars, only without the fun and excitement of slamming your vehicle into somebody else. This isn't a bad way to waste your time, but you probably won't stick with this game for very long.
Once you've sampled each of the five remixed games (which will take you no more than an hour), it's off to the arcade where you will find nine classic arcade games. Like I said before, only a few of these games could be considered "classic," and even then that's kind of pushing it. It's not that these games are bad (though, a few games don't hold up particularly well); it's that you probably won't want to play most of the titles in this collection. When was the last time you heard your friend say that he really missed playing Cutie-Q? And has there ever been a time when somebody actually wanted to play Super Pac-Man over the original game? Sure some of these games are fun, but Namco had to reach deep into their bag of games to come up with this hodgepodge collection of old school games.
But even if Namco decided to put their best games in this collection, even then these classic games wouldn't be worth playing. You see, the biggest problem with these nine arcade games is that none of them control well. You would think that games that are more than twenty years old would be easy to port to the Wii's remote, but that just doesn't seem to be the case here. The games look like they should, but the controls are not as they should be. Considering that most of these games require only one button to work you might think that they could have just mapped out the buttons to the Wii's remote, but the control scheme on most of the classic games is absolutely horrendous. It's not that one or two of the games are hard to play, it's that every game in this collection is flawed in one way or another.
I've played a lot of video game compilations in my day and never have I been so torn as to what to think. It's clear that Namco is doing what it can to make these games fresh again, even if that means ripping out the very reasons why people played them in the first place. I also want to applaud Namco for digging deep and offering up some rare arcade games that you don't see very often in these compilations, but at the same time none of these games are as fun as they should be and you'll quickly realize that there's a reason you don't remember Cutie-Q. The Namco Museum Remix is a mess all around, there aren't a lot of games here for you to play and the ones that are fun are short lived. I'm not completely opposed to the idea of remixing classic arcade games, but Namco needs to use this Wii game as an example of what not to do.
Namco Museum Remix is easily one of the most perplexing games of the year. It tries to draw you in with the promise of new versions of classic games, but these "remixes" tend to be complete wastes of time. Worse yet, the nine non-remixed arcade classics are marred by a terrible selection of games and poor Wii control implementation. Namco Museum Remix is an all around mess that has to be seen to be believed.
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