Crash Bandicoot: Mind over Mutant

Review

posted 11/12/2008 by Cyril Lachel
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One Page Platforms: 360
It's also worth noting that even though this is a 3D platformer, you have absolutely no control over the camera. That means that you're stuck with whatever angle the developers thought was good, which isn't a good thing when you're constantly finding yourself running towards the camera. One of the key tenets of 3D platformers is the ability to see what you're doing, yet too often you're stuck not knowing what you're about to run into because the camera won't turn or change position.

And as bad as the camera and backtracking is, the biggest problem with Crash: Mind Over Mutant is that half the time you don't know where to go. Oh sure, there's a map you can pull up at any time (which, for no reason at all, requires several seconds of load time), but it's no help whatsoever. It tells you where you are and where you're supposed to be going, but the world is designed in such a way that the way it wants you to go could be any one of three or four different paths, with only one being the right one. Look, I'm not a bad gamer by any stretch of the imagination, I don't need my hand held while playing 3D platformers, yet I constantly found myself getting lost in this world. Maybe if the world was more interesting I wouldn't have had a problem with it, but as it is I just found myself bored and not having much fun.


Crash Bandicoot has always been a limited character, and nowhere is that more apparent than when you try and attack. The game does give you a few punches and spin moves (all of which can be upgraded alone the way), but he doesn't have nearly enough moves to keep the combat interesting. Thankfully he can jump on the back of certain enemies, which will give him new abilities and allow him to solve specific puzzles. For example, when you ride the Magmadon you will be able to cause fire bursts, you can freeze things with the Ratcicle, and you can use telekinesis when riding TK. All of these different enemies can be upgraded over time, but that doesn't seem to change much as you go through the game. In a lot of ways this gimmick of taking over enemies reminded me a lot of Rare's Xbox 360 launch title, Kameo: Element of Power. Kameo wasn't a great game, but it's light years ahead of anything in this Crash Bandicoot sequel (and a whole heck of a lot cheaper now, too).

When you inevitably get sick of playing the game by yourself, you can always bring in a friend to play with you. But don't get too excited, because the second player doesn't have a whole heck of a lot to do. The co-op player takes control of either Coco (Crash's sister) or Aku Aku, a wooden mask with the ability to float around the screen. Actually, that's not completely accurate. You never really take control of that character, instead you point at things you want to pick up and throw live chickens (yes, chickens) at your foes. To say this isn't much fun would be a huge understatement; at best this mode is for somebody who only has a passing interest in video games. Like Super Mario Galaxy's "co-op" mode, this seems to be meant for parents who want to aide their child on the quest to defeat Dr. Neo Cortex.


And did I mention that the game can be completed in less than six hours? Granted, that's more than enough time given the game's lame level designs and disappointing action, but it's hardly enough content to warrant a full $50 purchase. Couple that with the fact that the graphics aren't very good, the music is obnoxious at best and Crash isn't much fun to control, and you're essentially paying for a really funny 30 minute long animated episode. Crash: Mind Over Mutant is hardly the worst platformer ever produced, but companies are going to have to do a lot better than this if they want their game to be noticed. How can it be that we're already three years into the Xbox 360's life and there still isn't a worthwhile 3D platformer? Crash could have been that game, but instead it chooses to take the easy road and give us just another average experience.


C+
What the heck happened to Crash Bandicoot? When I last played this franchise it was full of life and creativity, yet here's a game that seems beaten down and on its last legs. The game's stab at an open world falls flat, just like every other "new" aspect of this 3D platformer. Crash Bandicoot still has a lot of potential left in him, but the developers are going to have to try harder than this if they want to resurrect this floundering franchise!


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