Chucks email was concise and well written, covering all the salient points I'd make:
"Could you post this? Yes, I give you all the shitty posts.
Sorry to drop this one on you.
Ah the crap you have to put up with from me."
Hit the jump below to learn about parastic infected poo worms in Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow. Seriously. Also I attached the greatest screenshot in the history of mankind.
Did you know that Poo Snakes are made of piles of poo that have been infected with a parasite? These create a symbiotic being that is basically a sentient poo. If you think you can handle destroying a few Poo Snakes, then I have some news for you!
D3Publisher’s upcoming poo-filled adventure video game, Blue Dragon: Awakened Shadow, is an epic action role-playing game that gives players the power to control phantom shadows that mirror the actions of their masters providing players with miraculous strength and magical powers. We’ve included some “poo facts” about the Poopie Cube
· Poo Snakes are made of piles of poo that have been infected with a parasite. These create a symbiotic being that is basically a sentient poo.
· Poo Snakes have short tempers.
· Poo Snakes love shiny things and rare minerals.
· More powerful Poo Snakes can transform into Metallic Poo Snakes.
· Poo Snakes often store items within their own bodies which they can release at will.