Smash-bang racer, LocoCycle, is heading to Xbox 360 and Steam on Valentine's Day, February 14. Originally an Xbox LIVE Arcade title for the Xbox One launch, the over-the-top gameplay possibly saved it from being relegated as the least graphically intensive video game of the new generation. And don't be thrown off by the live-action screenshots below: those scenes are in the game, too.
LocoCycle is a sentient, Tron-looking bike with over 40 combat maneuvers that drags its Spanish-speaking non-rider, Pablo, behind on the ground. I'm almost 100 percent certain I've never seen anything like that before.