So no doubt many of you out there have heard about Ezio's newest gadget, the hookblade, right? Well, in case any of you are confused by the crazy intersection of such disparate elements as "hook" and "blade," Ubisoft has got you covered. The following trailer tells you all you need to know about the hookblade and its unnatural blending of hook and blade. Actual silly line from the trailer: "the hookblade has two parts, the hook and the blade." I know, I know, there's no mention of the flux capacitor, wi-fi functionality, or iPod dock. Sorry, like the man said, the hookblade only has two parts. And now my IQ is two points lower. At least we get to see what Constantinople looks like for a second or so. Assassin's Creed Revelations
comes out this November.