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Alec Baldwin was high on cocaine and Galaga

by: John -
More On: Spanning the Net
I love Galaga and used to play it all the time at my old job during breaks. I wasn't snorting cocaine though and needing it to get down from the high like Alec Baldwin did. Now he probably doesn't celebrate a Golden Globe win (which he did last night) but doing some lines and trying to get double ships anymore but it's a funny story about how a guy who made a great deal of money on television used to to be addicted to drugs and shooting aliens. Imagine you're playing Q-bert and in comes a glazed-eye star of Knots Landing running over to the Galaga machine shouting., "You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something. I am God!" as he advances through the bonus stage.