News Roundup 3/31/11: PETA, Madden and Gamestop slipping their tongue down Impulse's throat

• The funniest thing I've read on the internet today (that makes me want to punch a stump in the face)
• Codemaster shows off banned cars in new DiRT 3 trailer
• Gamestop buys Impulse...no, it's not an early April Fools day joke
• Saving the environment while gaming: No longer just a pipe dream. Last chance for Ecotopia closed-beta sign ups.
• New screenshots for The Cursed Crusade by Altus
• Harmonix Music Systems and gaming community support Japan recovery efforts
• PETA trying to get Vick lifted from Madden cover tourney
• New info released for the weapons in Fallen Enchantress
• PS3 getting exclusive Virtua Tennis 4 content
• L.A. Noire’s Slip of the Tongue
• Activision and Marvel announce Spider-Man: Edge of Time
• Mega Man Universe...canceled???