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Cyril Lachel
Staff Writer - Last updated:8/21/2009 11:22 PM


Follow Me: Defunct Games, Twitter
Currently Playing: Rock Band 2, Wolfenstein
Systems: Game Boy Advance, Game Cube, iPod, N-Gage, Cell Phone, A/V, Nintendo DS, PC, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, PSP, Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360, 3DO, Atari 2600, Atari 5200, Atary Lynx, ColecoVision, Dreamcast, Genesis, Neo Geo, NES, Nintendo 64, Sega Saturn, Super NES, Vectrex
Genres Preferred: Action, Adventure, Arcade, FPS, Musical, Puzzle, Racing, RPG, Strategy, Simulation, Fighting
Total Articles: 450 Total News Items: 56
It's questionable how accurate this is, but this is all that's known about Cyril Lachel: A struggling writer by trade, Cyril has been living off a diet of bad games, and a highly suspect amount of propaganda. Highly cynical, Cyril has taken to question what companies say and do, falling ever further into a form of delusional madness. With the help of quality games, and some greener pastures on the horizon, this back-to-basics newsman has returned to provide news so early in the morning that only insomniacs are awake.

Cyril is still addicted too GunBound (PC), SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals (PS2), CastleVania: Harmony of Dissonance (GBA), Tactics Ogre (GBA), and a stack of 52 Lynx games sitting on his desk.