Oh those wacky Brits. They've done so much for America and they don't get enough credit. They gave us Top Gear, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, a million Shakespearean-level videogame voice acting performances, Idris Elba, and too many more to list. However, maybe their biggest gift to us is a royal family we can laugh at without actually having to feel embarrassed for when one of them dresses up as Hitler.
They also gave us, albeit indirectly,
FIFA Soccer 13.
Since it was recently revealed that Prince Harry, who pulled the classic "second son" move of joining the military, is, when he's not politely killing terrorists, the king of
FIFA Soccer 13 (Hey, it may not be the English throne, but it's better than nothing) EA Sports decided to honor his achievements in the field of virtual soccer by cooking up an "all-royal" starting line-up (called a "first XI" across the pond). However, it's not what you think: you don't have to be a royal blood relative, you just have something vaguely royal or Windsor-y in your name.
It looks like this:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------GK Matt
Duke (Bradford City)----------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------Zat
Knight (Bolton Wanderers)------
Prince Desir Gauano (Lanciano - Serie B)------Simon
King (Inverness)-------------------
Mark
Noble (West Ham United)-Kevin
Knight (Bray Wanderers - League of Ireland)-
Prince Bauben (Watford FC)-Andy
King (Leicester)
----------------------------Marlon
King (Birmingham)-----------John
Marquis (Millwall)-----------Ryan
Noble (Sunderland)-----------------------------
Manager - Sir Alex "
Fergie" Ferguson (Manchester United)
The sub bench looks like this:
Charles Dias De Oliveira (Belem, Brazil),
William Gallas (Tottenham Hotspur),
Harry Kane (Norwich City), Danny
Andrew (Cheltenham), Kevin Theophile-
Catherine (Rennes), Mark
Philips (Southend).
And finally, the reserves: Nathaniel
Knight-Percival (Peterborough United), Ross
King (UCD - League of Ireland),
Dame N'Doye (Lokomotiv Moscow), Brendan
King (Bray Wanderers - League of Ireland), Kevin-
Prince Boateng (AC Milan).
(I find it hard to believe that Kevin-Prince Boateng couldn't crack the first XI, let alone the sub bench, but that's just me)
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