Question your sexuality with Muscle March

I'm not sure whether I should be offended at the possible homophobia this game shows, because I just can't stop staring. And I think I like it.

Today Namco Bandai officially announced Muscle March for WiiWare, to be deployed (courtesy of Don't Ask Don't Tell) in winter. The game features a bunch of super-muscular men and a polar bear (really, we didn't realize you were going for the gay thing, so thanks for adding the bear) accomplishing a variety of tasks by flexing and posing in teeny undies. Someone has stolen your protein powder, and you'll need to hunt down the thief and presumably tickle him until he gives it back.

If you missed Cho Aniki ("Super Big Brother"), now's your chance to play a gay Japanese video game. Yeah, you're right, most Japanese video games are pretty gay.