News Roundup: Desperate Housewives Splinter Cell

• Feeling "forced" out?  No?!  Then you get the Star Wars Empire at War: Forces of Corruption demo.  Skywalker Texas Rangers rejoice! [AG]
  

• Mmmm.  Men in skirts and spiky shoulder pads.  Pompolic: Call for Heroes' trailer #2. [AG]
  
• Tear the club up, thug!  Here's a Sega Golf Club trailer. [AG]
• Realism?  You can't handle the realism!  Splinter Cell: Double Agent declassifies its Realism trailer. [AG]
  
• Signs of the Coming Apocalypse #368: Desperate Housewives has got a video game trailer.  Thanks, but no thanks. [AG]
• Battlefield 2142 gets a vehicles and infantry set of trailers. [AG]
• Check out some pics for Elven Chronicles and Mobile Suit Gundam Crossfire. [AG]
  

• 3DXtreme News is reviewing the saturated comp case market, focusing on the Enermax Phoenix ATX Mid-Tower Case. [3DX]
• A Dark Age of Camelot Roundtable (get it?) Report covers the Labyrinth of the Minotaur expansion -- plus, R. A. Salvatore keynotes, and there's also a checkup on the EA-Mythic deal. [MMO]
  

• Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines sucks out a v.3.0 unnoficial patch. [AG]
• Heh, remember the world's fastest talking guy doing those Micro Machines commercials way back when?  Anyway.  Micro Machines V4 gets a 1.01 patch. [AG]