It is with great pride that I announce the birth of Kyle Thomas Yan
who entered this world at 8:32 AM this morning. Kyle, who weighed in at 7.77 lbs and measured 19 inches in length, is expected to attend his first E3 in 2024 and will start writing for the site as soon as he learns to read, write, and run 3DMark.
Kyle’s first words are expected to be either “ATI” or “Nvidia” based on whoever has the best performing cards when he learns to speak. Other possibilities include “texture mapping”, “frames per second”, “benchmark”, or “bump mapping”.