The Great DSiWare Metaphor
If we're going to open the flood gates for the WiiWare, then we might as well also talk about the DSiWare. Gamers who picked up the just-released Nintendo DSi are now able to buy bite-size games in all shapes and sizes. To help get the word out about these specialized DSi downloads, we thought it would be fun to review each of the games by using everybody's favorite type of description - the metaphor! This week we catch up with five brand new DSiWare games, all of which can be downloaded now via your Nintendo DSi!
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AQUIA (Nintendo/500 Points)
Hoping that Art Style: AQUIA is going to be Tetris is like watching Mack & Me and expecting E.T.!
Bird & Beans (Nintendo/200 Points)
Trying to figure out what Bird & Beans means is like that when your father tried to convince you that your little brother was delivered by a stork.
Brain Age Express: Math (Nintendo/800 Points)
Brain Age Express is like that nerdy kid you buddied up with when you were studying for a math test, but wouldn't take to that slammin' party.
Master of Illusion Express: Funny Face (Nintendo/200 Games)
Thinking that Master of Illusion Express: Funny Face is going to be good is like expecting to be fully entertained by a six hour Celine Dion concert.
WarioWare: Snapped! (Nintendo/500 Points)
Briefly playing Wario Ware: Snapped! is like only getting one piece of candy on Halloween!
The Argument Over Xbox Live Arcade
Now that you've had your fill of the Virtual Console, maybe it's time to check out This Week in Xbox Live Arcade. This is the part of our show where we take a look at the brand new Xbox Live Arcade titles, and then review them using our unique POINT/COUNTERPOINT style. In these reviews I will make a solid point about a game, and then I will argue the other side just to confuse everything. What do I really think about this week's Xbox Live Arcade game? I guess you'll never know. Instead you get what has to be the single least useful review ever posted on this website. This week we take a look at two brand new Xbox Live Arcade games. The first is FLOCK!, the much-anticipated Capcom puzzler. Speaking of puzzlers, we also take a look at Puzzle Quest: Galactix, the spin-off to one of 2007's best games.
FLOCK! (Capcom/1200 Points)
Point: I fell in love with this quirky little puzzle game when I played it at E3 last year, and now that it's out I say that it's definitely worth a look. The game is filled with levels and has a cute sense of humor. Best of all, it doesn't look or feel like any other puzzle game on the Xbox Live Arcade (or any other system for that matter). If you like UFOs and herding, then FLOCK! is the game for you.
Counterpoint: After releasing games like Bionic Commando Rearmed and Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, I don't think Capcom needs to yell at us. Seriously, what's with the capitalized title followed by the exclamation mark? Just because you can yell, that doesn't mean that I should pay attention to your no-name game. Download the demo and see if this wacky puzzler is for you.
Puzzle Quest: Galactrix (D3/1600 Points)
Point: Puzzle Quest was my 2007 Game of the Year, so I couldn't be more excited about this spin-off. After playing the PC version I was a bit disappointed, but everything seems to be on track for this Xbox Live Arcade port. I love the game's sci-fi theme and can't wait to learn every skill and earn every achievement point. Until the real Puzzle Quest comes alone, Galactrix will have to hold me over.
Counterpoint: Oh hell no! You say you remember playing the PC version, but clearly you've lost your mind because Puzzle Quest: Galactrix is one of the most disappointing games ever released. The only way this Xbox Live Arcade release is going to be better is if they go in and change the game back to the traditional Puzzle Quest. And they are charging $20 for this crap? D3 and Microsoft have a lot of nerve. Check the demo a try, but Galactrix pales in comparison to the original Puzzle Quest!
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